OATMEAL
I'm
gonna teach my kids
the value of oatmeal.
It's so practical, oatmeal
is,
in so many ways.
Economical.
Super easy to make.
Even a retarded
monkey
could whip some up I bet.
An outstanding conductor of heat.
Tastes
good with brown sugar,
or honey, or chocolate.
Fast to make, too.
Did
I mention that?
Oatmeal is good.
Oatmeal is healthy.
Oatmeal feeds
the armies.
Oatmeal feeds the needy.
Oatmeal nourishes the unfortunate.
Oatmeal
solves problems!
I eat it all the time.
And so does Bert
from
even though he's just a muppet.
