What Happens When ...

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH ABSINTHE AND TALK NON-STOP FOR 20 MINUTES INTO A TAPE RECORDER AND THEN SKIP BACKWARD AND FORWARD AT RANDOM WHILE TRANSCRIBING IT

The tiniest seed, a mustard seed if you will, assuming it's not only the smallest but the most laden with allegorical implications - into the brain through the nose, right? - or the small pelican has an even smaller turtle living in it's beak - they thought secretly it might be some sort of anti-Nike militia - now, again, that's a glaring point about spelling, but - I think I'll fashion another metaphor, not that I didn't appreciate yours, Frederique - the world is divided against itself - some department that is treading on the authority of your department - a punchbowl full of shaving cream and bacon grease - they might not notice - it goes on and on, we can pipe oxygen through it, we can pipe pixy dust through it - over another man who doesn't make those mistakes - really amounted to no more than sock monkeys and human clothing - let's make two teams, no, let's make four teams - this doesn't pertain to the cantaloupe anymore - it's up to the captain, if he wants to relinquish the captainship - everybody does notice the sword, don't they? - he just eats whatever the pelican eats, in fact the pelican just barfs some up for him - this is done as much for traditional and ceremonial purposes as it is for instructional purposes - a Swedish dentist has the patent - filled with derelicts, filled with suicidal maniacs, filled with grandmothers huddled in corners - it's not like I'm going to run someone through with the sword, literally - and you have to pay handsomely for this bug man's services - and it delivers jelly beans through a tube - this is getting into legal territory, mind you - it's not just D-U-M-B, which is pretty dumb, it's D-U-M - contacted the Colgate company in regards to the faulty toothbrush - you know as well as I do that the military would never use pink - by generic I don't mean ordinary, I just mean decipherable by the average mongoloid - unless you think those shoes, being Nikes, have some bearing on his character - Paulette here has made a curious observation - maybe add to the list of grievances, staple on another page - like alumni, right? Like Gemini ... no! Not like Gemini! - we must not think of them! But we must think of them! - maybe we'll slice them up and sell them to each other for jelly beans - each hula hoop representing a level of detachment from reality - improvisation, humor, projectile vomit, bouncing balloons, pet rhinoceroses the size of guinea pigs - you'd need fully baked wedges of cake, like a heat shield around the corpse - is this thing poking you? - Frederique or Bateau, I can't remember who said this - I have another cantaloupe here in my briefcase, from which Bethany is going to fashion a metaphor - fiber optic cable will of course be involved - but what if your butler develops mental retardation? - the panda bear's job is to keep the bamboo growth under control - I thought she was really fucking cheery, I mean, it was a fucking McDonald's commercial - then you've got a society where someone could trade their brain for someone else's dick - what kind of goose? Asparigoose! - because spelling is very important!