THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CRAZY AND INSANE

Crazy is belting out rap lyrics in an otherwise quiet office.
Insane is when you think quiet offices get a bad rap.

Crazy is when you stay out clubbing until you pass out.
Insane is when you stay home and club yourself until you pass out.

Crazy is when you wear silly hats for no reason.
Insane is when you don't find hats to be the slightest bit silly.

Crazy is when you heckle professional baseball players from the stands.
Insane is when you heckle the peanut guy.

Crazy is when you go heli-skiing in the Canadian Rockies.
Insane is when you go heli-skiing in The Poconos.

Crazy is when you buy a talking parrot.
Insane is when you teach him sign language.

Crazy is when you drive 70 MPH in a 25 zone.
Insane is when you paint over the speedometer to avoid guilt.

Crazy is when you laugh at Carrot Top commercials.
Insane is when you think Carrot Top is actually funny.

Crazy is when you write angry letters to your congressman.
Insane is when you write angry letters to your cat, who happens to be named Congressman.

Crazy is when you do laundry on a sunny spring afternoon alive with promise.
Insane is when you keep a longtime promise to ship your laundry home to mom - even though she's dead.

Crazy is when you swim immediately after eating.
Insane is when you refuse to eat without swimming first.

Crazy is when you steal bowling shoes.
Insane is when you steal bowling balls.

Crazy is when you think up nicknames for all your friends.
Insane is when you call all your friends Nick.

Crazy is when you get your genitals pierced.
Insane is when you get your genitals bronzed.

Crazy is when you think the moon landing was fake.
Insane is when you think the moon is fake.


Crazy is when you want to read this piece to figure out if you're crazy or insane.
Insane is when you want to read this piece to prove your doctors wrong.

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